Ah, the first date. The moment you want to make an impression without showing that you tried your best to make an impression. It's a delicate balance. So, what do you wear? Don't worry, we've got the answer! Here's your ultimate guide offering clothing advice for your date.

Key question: Where are we going?

Casual Date (Drinks, walk, or "I-hope-this-becomes-more-than-a-friendly-get-together"):

• Outfit: Jeans that flatter your butt (Yes, apparently that still matters) and a shirt that doesn't scream "my mom bought this for me". Add a light jacket for that 'tough but approachable' look.
• Colors: Keep it simple. Navy blue, grey, and white are your best friends here. No fluorescent clothes, unless you want to pretend to be a traffic light.

Fancy dinner or night out (Where you really pretend to have class):

• Outfit: Well-fitting chinos (nothing with holes or that looks like you just came from a construction site) and a black or navy blue shirt that says "I can handle things". A blazer works wonders, unless you dug it out of your grandpa's closet, with one of those lovely plaid patterns.
• Colors: Dark blue, black, white. Maybe a touch of color with a tie, but don't make it look like something sneezed on your clothes.

Cultural Date (Museum, theater, or anything where you pretend to know who Picasso is):

• Outfit: Slim-fit trousers, a T-shirt, and a nice overshirt. Perhaps a waistcoat if you really want to impress (blouson). You want to look cultured, but not like you just stepped out of the Victorian era.
• Colors: Burgundy, taupe, dark grey. Colors that say "I am sophisticated, but not boring."

Fit is Everything

It doesn't matter how expensive your outfit is if it fits like a sack of potatoes. Make sure your clothes are the right size. Too tight and you'll look like a roulade, too loose and you'll look like a child playing dress-up.

Pay attention to the details!

Shoes: They say shoes tell a lot about a person. Make sure your shoes say "I have my life together" and not "I just fought a raccoon". Smart sneakers for a casual date, leather shoes for a fancy one, or nice loafers for a summer date.

Accessories: A nice watch (keep it subtle, it doesn't have to be a golden Big Ben clock), a smart belt, and maybe a bag that isn't your high school gym bag.

Grooming: Don't worry, no one is asking for the latest trends in beard oil. Just make sure your hair is neat, your nails are clean, and your beard, if you have one, is decently trimmed.

Common mistakes (And how to avoid them)

• Too much cologne: You want her to smell you, not faint. A subtle hint is enough.
• Overly trendy: Unless your date is a fashion expert, stick to the classics. No one wants to date someone who looks like a catwalk fashion doll.
• Bad shoes: Seriously, dirty or worn-out shoes are a no-go. You could say they are the "soul" of your outfit.

Be Yourself (But in the best form)

Ultimately, the golden rule: be yourself. But the best version of yourself. Wear something you feel comfortable in, something that gives you confidence. Because nothing is more attractive than confidence.

There you have it, your guide to a successful date outfit (with a wink). Go for it and make an impression, but don't forget to smile (and breathe). Good luck!